Roys....now your freaking me out too.... (hides behind couch.....)... Gnome save yourself.... if she turns around we're all pillars of salt... self portrain.. erm.. not that I know....
Hi Princess, they are indeed great pieces of work, well at least i thought they were, till Gnome saw their faces.. run save yourself.. it may already be too late....
Gnome your taking a huge risk... tentacles you say... pink or purple ones... it's important.....
purplish.. why that proves prof martins coagulation factor... hook shaped... (takes a look.....) eek!.... im going to get sick... Gnome though i dread saying it, we may need to open a portal... a bottle of tequila and some pringles....
oh jeez.... sprouting... eek... should we ask her to leave I wonder.... don't like pringles eh...
here try the beer pretzels.... hey maybe we could use the pringles to lure her away from the front door, that way we could make a run for it when she's not looking.....
The last one looks scary. Is there some reason why she's hiding her face ... gulp ... like those Japanese horror movies. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteNot a self-portrait, right? None of them, right? Pity.
ReplyDeleteRoys....now your freaking me out too.... (hides behind couch.....)... Gnome save yourself.... if she turns around we're all pillars of salt... self portrain.. erm.. not that I know....
ReplyDeleteLol.. I think it's lovely x) They are all great artworks.
ReplyDeleteOh but she's got a fantastic face, self-portrait or not- an impressiv all black eyes and sensual shiny fangs.
ReplyDeleteHey, wait a minute. Are girls supposed to have tentacles coming out of their nostrils?
(quivering in fear behind couch)...
ReplyDeleteHi Princess, they are indeed great pieces of work, well at least i thought they were, till Gnome saw their faces.. run save yourself.. it may already be too late....
Gnome your taking a huge risk... tentacles you say... pink or purple ones... it's important.....
Purple-ish I'd say. Got pink hook-shaped nipples though. Now, that's intresting, I'm no biologist (marine or otherwise), but it really is....
ReplyDeletepurplish.. why that proves prof martins coagulation factor... hook shaped... (takes a look.....) eek!.... im going to get sick... Gnome though i dread saying it, we may need to open a portal... a bottle of tequila and some pringles....
ReplyDeleteLet's open the tequila. Pringles are fine, but they give me indigestion... Oh look, she's sprouting eyes!
ReplyDeleteoh jeez.... sprouting... eek... should we ask her to leave I wonder.... don't like pringles eh...
ReplyDeletehere try the beer pretzels.... hey maybe we could use the pringles to lure her away from the front door, that way we could make a run for it when she's not looking.....
No, no it won't do. You have to love her. It's the only way.
ReplyDelete(elderly vomits.....)
ReplyDeleteOh don't be such a baby. Look she even got tits!
ReplyDelete(dry retching......) is that what you call em... they don't look anything like... urghhhhhhhh
ReplyDeletesorry, could you throw a blanket over her, this is too much....?
(elderly considers jumping out the window....)
(opens window)
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..thanks Gnome.... okay i'm going to make a run for it.... (straps on helmet and knee protectors....rushes for window..... jumps...) freeeee!
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